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Subject: ***JoKeS***
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mrsms 14.03.08 - 03:58pm
Who said its sin to laugh? bring them jokes her people.RULES:
swearing or filthy jokes,keep them cleans *
mrsms 14.03.08 - 07:50pm
I only find out today,that my dad is 5 year younger than me...
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thuli999 20.03.08 - 05:32am
Thr was once a lil boy who was terrified of the dark so one day hz mother explnd to him that he shudnt b afraid coz God is always there 4 hm. So One nYt he was sent 2 fetch the broom at the bk of the house. So the lil boy stood at the bk door and shouted: GOD IF UR OUT THERE PLZ PASS ME THE BROOM!!! *
mrsms 20.03.08 - 06:29am lol *
thuli999 26.03.08 - 11:30am
Q. What do u call a child whose mother is coloured and father is xhosa? A. CORSA-LITE *
mrsms 26.03.08 - 02:45pm
gemix in afrikaan,haha *
n1ck 29.03.08 - 05:04am
2 muf*ins in an oven. 1 muf*in says to the other muf*in: 'phew! Its really hot in here!' The second muf*in replies: 'AAAAA! A TALKING muf*IN!!' *
2blessed 1.04.08 - 11:18am
Ha ha ha ha *
2blessed 1.04.08 - 11:37am
Sipho's donkey went missin n he thanked God n a passerby askedy r ur thanking God 4 ur lost donkey n he saidbcz GOD saw 2 it dat i was nt riding it otherwise i wuld have been missing 2 *
mrsms 1.04.08 - 12:25pm wooo ha ha ha ha !!! *
thuli999 1.04.08 - 07:13pm
Lol..gud jokes guys! *
thuli999 1.04.08 - 07:17pm
Q. Johnny's mother had 4 kids. 1st kid was March, 2nd was April, the 3rd was May. What was the name of the 4th kid? Inbox me if u want the ansa..lol *
mrsms 2.04.08 - 02:39pm
James's dad took him to see a boxing match. when they got home,his mother asked him if he had enjoyed it.' Yes,but it was so could even the boxers were wearing gloves.' *
thuli999 2.04.08 - 08:21pm
Q. When is 4 '5'? Confusin neh? Ok ok il set u free 4rm ur misery lol! A. When its a roman numeral i.e. F-(iv)-e lol.. *
2blessed 7.04.08 - 03:23pm
a lil baboon asked his mommom y r we so ugly?his mom said dnt worry my boy we r not as easy as the one ready dis text......lol i gt u christians...lol *
oubaas 8.04.08 - 12:07pm
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know **** you know what. *
mrsms 9.04.08 - 04:10pm
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thuli999 19.04.08 - 06:06am
One day Nelson Mandela was askd one of the most popular jokes; WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, he then answerd with a smile on his face..IT WAS ITS LONG WALK TO FREEDOM, A TRUE RAINBOW CHICKEN! *
endtimes 19.04.08 - 07:07am
hahahahaha! *
mrsms 19.04.08 - 10:15am
Wa ha ha ha Tuli u funny.lol *
oubaas 19.04.08 - 11:41am
Mugabe buys a pizza. Assistant ask do you want it in 4 or 8 slices? Mugabe says only 4 because I wont manage 8! 
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2blessed 20.04.08 - 06:55am
Ha ha ha ha, *
namasuku 30.04.08 - 10:51am
Q:how many atheist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:None. Atheists question whether it's realy light anyway *
oubaas 3.05.08 - 04:16am
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namasuku 3.05.08 - 06:00am
Oubaas are you atheist? *
